NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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