The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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