I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You can't special order awesome
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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