you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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