Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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