school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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