Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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