Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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