in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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