So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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