i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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