Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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