Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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