Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That's how pantless uber rides happen
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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