So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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