it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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