everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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