so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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