I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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