whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Enjoy the penises
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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