there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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