She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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