I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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