sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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