that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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