Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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