love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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