jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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