Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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