You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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