Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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