what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
