Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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