How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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