Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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