wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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