The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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