yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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