Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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