it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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