Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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