Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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