He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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