There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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