butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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