OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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