It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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