My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
do nipples grow back?
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