please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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