This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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