Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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