don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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