Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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