We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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