Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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