I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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