they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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